Sucka Free

ONION HEADS

Welcome Back! Tons of questions this week that span the vast spectrum of Sports, Life, and Debauchery. Is Acid, Molly, and, bright colors the new thuggary? Is Pete Alonso the best rookie baseball has ever seen? Caps doesn't think so, but Mimi is a fanboy with pom-poms and kart-wheels. What is the State of the NBA after Toronto's win, K.D.'s injury, and A.D.'s Trade? More importantly, what on God's green earth is the State of the Knicks? R.J., K.D.,Kyrie, Kawhi, Aye Yi Yi... This weeks Unofficial Beer Sponsor made an angry Lumberjack and an angry Lawn Mower unite in misery and the 21st Amendment. Speaking of Amendments, Hak-A-Shaq returns with a poignant question about a Jay-Z 2006 lyric that leads the conversation to the 2nd Amendment, Gun Violence, School Shootings, Mass Murders, and the Reputation of Victims vs Shooters.  B*tch of the week has a franchise that sold itself to the media, the fans, 2021, and the Devil, but a real live actual person joins at the kiddie table with his Clown Crown and basketball jersey... Seems like these days everyone is an Onion Head, but if you're not, and until next week STAY SUCKA FREE. PEACE!!!!

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OLD SCHOOL POOL PARTY

A day late but never a dollar short. . . actually we're so futuristic, the narrative we tell today will unfold on your T.V. screens in about a week, month, or, year! We got Fat Boy Boxing, a few thousand devices, and an enormous unicorn float for a prideful and fabulous libation, after all, we are all UNITED by BEER...Aren't we? This week is all about verbatim narratives...AGAIN. For the love of God, is there someone in the sports world that has an opinion we haven't given them episodes ago? MLB, NBA, or BOXING, Pick Your Poison, just don't ask for sauce because it is served at the kiddie table along with a Bum Bitch that likes to go fishing and a wall of shame famer. So until next week and as always STAY SUCKA FREE, PEACE!!!! 

A LESSON IN BITCHSTORY

You can't pull the wool over the eyes of these co-host, not when it comes to Basketball and certainly not when it comes to BOXING. We hate to say it, but WE TOLD YOU SO. . . This episode has three important facets 1. NBA Narratives 2. The Protection of the Complexion 3. A.J. got knocked the F*ck out, like he saw DEBO in the ring, but it was just good old Ruiz and a not so little Mexican-American reminder.We wont divulge too much, because we break these facets all the way down...kinda like Joshua on that canvas. We hope you enjoy this as much as we do, so sit back, grab a beer from Nevada, Possibly while camping, on a roof top or maybe Lake Tahoe, and indulge in the Juice... just try not to get TOO SAUCED, OOkkkkKKKuuuuuRRRRR... STAY SUCKA FREE! PEACE! SUCKAFREEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM

THE STREETS IS WATCHI'N

This week we would normally give the breakdown of the episode, but we'd rather you just listen. Not only are the streets watchi'n but we are too, and we give the smoke to the eligible for the weeK IN MULTIPLE SPORTS ACROSS MULTIPLE NATIONS!!!. The Beer is literally BULL...but is it tasty? At least we have inspiration, Just take this hint with you before you go...if you are Pound for Pound, an All Star, or just an idiot that steps in holes, you may be at the kiddie table. WE SEE YOU! So until next week and as always STAY SUCKA FREE! PEACE!!!

FIGHT THE POWER

Welcome back! On this illustrious episode we recap the week of boxing and BRUS football, followed by the war on women currently taking place in Alabama. If abortion, rape kits, and criminal penalties aren't enough, we got 2 brews this week to cool us down and give yall some extreme bodega vibes. Hak-A-Shaq returns and we're making movie magic with our own documentaries. Many people get left with their eggs cooked on this episode, but NY Sports fans and Brown Girl Magic Segregation and that guy that got knocked the F*ck out get left SUNNYSIDE UP this week at the kiddie table! Until Next week and as always STAY SUCKA FREE. PEACE

American Pigeons: A Reassurance Story

Welcome back! This Episode might be the most American thing we've done so far, but before politics, prison, baseball, and brew, we have the Ayesha Curry DM breakdown...That's right, in a country where you can get married at 16, but can't drink until 21 and divorce rates and instagram thotti's run wild, we will discuss a seemingly perfect power couple that has met the inevitable Meme Monsters and rightly so! All we have to say is, SHE AINT THAT POPPI'N! Boxing, Baseball, and, basketball are weaved all throughout this episode, and we are flying first class at the Pick Your Poison Table, with plenty of crisp, but not so identifiable beer taste buds...Anyone that Juggles Time must be JUICY...but will this beer stand the snob test? BOTW is sponsored by a jerk who compares Kawhi to Kobe and well...THE Whole damn AMERICA!!!!! Everyone needs reassurance, but just remember, you cant fight if you're dead! As always and Until Next Week Stay Sucka Free! PEACE!!!!!!!!!  suckafreepodcast@gmail.com

Me, Myself, & I

It was Me, Myself, and I, UNTIL I FOUND OUT, and when Sucka Free found out, it was worse! But first and foremost the NBA Playoffs and cry babies need to be addressed. Fouls, Metrics, Blindness, and incorrect name calling will lead to the greatest question of all...Will there be a return of Melo? Are Ja Morant, Zion Williamson, and RJ Barrett, the Tim Duncan, Larry Johnson and Shaq of Lottery Picks? Only time will tell, but what we can tell you is we have found the most unique beer of all, in our endless but unstoppable quest for a beer sponsor. This one is a collaboration of two NYC breweries that will have your child preforming triangle solos as you walk through the Botanical Gardens, or Perhaps the hangover remedy for High Tea at Noon at the Plaza Hotel! B*tch of the Week or the BOTW for you listeners hip to the game, got right on track for being off track, and though the MLB's hypocrisy, juiced balls and blatant cheating are worthy...Deontay Wilder will help us usher in the B*TCH FOR THE BOOKS with some hilarious Barz and Mortal Combat Combinations ( Disclaimer: if this man dies we are not responsible for this episode) ... It doesnt get any more entertaining than this, so as always and until next week STAY SUCKA FREE. PEACE!!! suckafreepodcast@gmail.com

THE USUAL LOCAL SUSPECTS

WELCOME BACK, THIS WEEK ON SUCKA FREE WE HAVE A UNICORN DETECTIVE AGENCY CAMEO TO HELP US WITH THE NEWLY APPOINTED "DAME DAGGER" OF THE NBA PLAYOFFS! NBA SISTERWIVES, TEA TIME, PREDICTIONS AND TEQUILA MIMZ! NOTHING JUICIER THAN AN ORIGINAL TRACK TO PAIR WITH A ORIGINAL BEER, AND WE HAVE A LOT OF SITCHES TO GO WITH THIS FRUITY IPA. A HAK-A-SHAQ TAKEOVER OF PICK YO POISON WAS LAUNCHED LAST WEEK AND WILL CONTINUE AS WE COVER A LOCAL ISSUE, DNA MISHAPS, CANELO VS JACOBS AND SOME POM POM  CHEERLEADING. B*TCH OF THE WEEK HOST THE DEPLORABLE NY GIANTS DRAFT PICK, AND A TOP RANK(ED) LOWEST LOSER! LOTS OF LAUGHS, SPORTS, AND DEBAUCHERY TO KEEP YOU AFLOAT! AS ALWAYS AND UNTIL NEXT WEEK....STAY SUCKA FREE. PEACE!  SUCKAFREEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM

ILLMATIC BAT-FLIPPI'N

Welcome back! The Speed Round of Grind Yo Gears is back, and Vodka Mimz makes snap decisions on NBA Playoffs, MCs, and a life of debauchery. Unofficially, GANGSTA DUCK is on the refreshment table, and this ancient-honey-softball-cooler BEER is up for discussion, and there is no doubt about it, this brew is Sucka Free approved. Hak-A-Shaq took over Pick Yo Poison, and the poison is ICARUS in the PED Sports Arena, Boxing to NFL Draftpicks, longevity is what we aim for. Instead of dressing a table, one of the nominees for BOTW becomes the Kiddie Table because true douche bags can always be found on Fox News, But this time it isnt "shut up and dribble", it's more of a Bat-Flip situation, as there is a world of B*tches out there waiting to Mock a Man's Demise, and we are here ready to spit the SMOKE and give the SAUCE. Enjoy, Subscribe, Like and Until Next Week...STAY SUCKA FREE...PEACE! SUCKAFREEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM 

MAGIC & TRAGIC

Welcome and Welcome Back! In light of the NBA Playoffs, we have some special commentary and questions from a near and dear friend HAK-A-SHAQ on who on earth is capable of beating the Golden State Warriors in the NBA Finals, and a thorough list of of not so capable playoff contenders. This weeks beer quest was pleasantly uplifting in a Forget Me Not, Boardwalk, Deck Chair, Bridesmaids kinda way! Pick Your Poison made a comeback that's all about the tools to get you through Central Booking and a 24 hour holding cell with the worst of the worst...And finally we bring to the Kiddie table a shocking icon, and a not so shocking baseball player. B*tch of the Week will have a NBA Legend sitting across from a World Series Champion, and we have no idea how they got there, actually,...YES WE DO! Until Next week and as always STAY SUCKA FREE...PEACE!